“So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.” That’s how Alcatraz Smedry’s account of his adventures begins and it’s a wild ride. Alcatraz discovers our world is controlled by Evil Librarians who have subverted all information. There are THREE more continents on this planet, but they’re hidden by the Librarians who are trying to subject them to their evil rule. Why don’t we know about these three free continents? The Librarians control all the mapping satellites!

ALCATRAZ VERSUS THE EVIL LIBRARIANS isn’t going to challenge Harry Potter. Just consider it training wheels for future readers of Philip K. Dick.